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The problem with any ideology is it gives you the answer before you look at the evidence.
Bill Clinton.
And the problem with this quote is most people who read it will immediately think of how it applies to everyone BUT themselves.
Or more accurately, that’s the problem with tumblr.
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today my newspaper teacher gave me her old copy of fellowship of the ring and signed it “to tess j little” it actually meant so much and was on of the best gifts to receive. I don’t know how to thank the very few great teachers I’ve had this year.
She’s the same teacher who got me to read As I Lay Dying, my favorite book of all time. J Little will always be special to me, too.
Burnin’ owl by *thrumyeye
The call of the Eurasian Eagle Owl (bubo bubo) is a deep resonant “ooh-hu” with emphasis on the first syllable for the male, and a more high-pitched uh-Hu for the female (which explains why we (in the Netherlands call him “Oehoe”)
Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the “kicker”:
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.AND……………….:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS
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Newsweek, December 30, 1985: “The Video Generation.” There they are, those preening narcissists who have to document every banal moment with their cutting-edge communications technology.
via “Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation”
but this part though:
Sometimes you get the sense that these magazines’ cultural writers have very little experience with the entire American culture, and prefer to make their grand analyses based on what people they know in the gentrified parts of cities like New York and Los Angeles were talking about at brunch last weekend. The type of young person that magazine writers come across most frequently are magazine interns. Because the media industry is high-status, but, at least early on, very low pay in a very expensive city, it attracts a lot of rich kids. Entitled, arrogant, spoiled, preening — those are the alleged signature traits of Millennials, as diagnosed by countless magazine writers. Those traits curiously align perfectly with the signature traits of a rich kid. Have you seen your intern on Rich Kids of Instagram? If so, he or she is probably not the best guide to crafting the composite personality of a generation that fought three wars for you.
HELLO.
Anonymous asked: What kind of values and ideals do you think would be the most important to teach your future children?
I want them to be kind. And strong, too.
There aren’t enough kind people in the world. And you can’t be kind without being strong.
Anonymous asked: Has New York changed you in ways that you hadn't thought possible?
Not in ways I thought impossible, but it certainly has.
Anonymous asked: When you hear the name Lord Voldemort, Does it remind you of someone?
It reminds me of Ryan Daly.
THE LORD OF DARKNESS.
Anonymous asked: Do you think you'll ever travel around the nation? The world?
Nah. I’m not too big on traveling.
The nation is cool. I like where I live. But I’m not too big on leaving the country.
Anonymous asked: What do you think are the best and worst qualities in a person in general?
Selflessness and hubris.
Anonymous asked: Could you tell us the story of your first kiss?
Yeah sure. It’s kind of sad.
I was in a dying relationship where I knew we were going to end soon for reasons we both saw coming so in an effort to either save it or have something special that I always wanted to take away from it, I decided to kiss this girl.
I invited her over to my house and I took her up to the tallest point in the backwoods, on top of a grassy hill that overlooked all of the houses, and I laid her in the grass and kissed her. We made out as the sun was behind us and to the sounds of mechanical construction. It was a nice moment and it stays with me a lot of the time. I like thinking about it whenever I’m in the mood to think about my exes.
The relationship ended a few weeks after that. I found out quite later it was for reasons I could never hope to control. But that girl was special to me, and I’m glad she was my first kiss, even if we’ve completely lost touch and I’ll probably never see her again.